"Strong enough for a man, but simple enough that even a woman can understand how to use them. Here's how it works! When you have an opinion you write it down on a piece of paper, crumple it up and throw it away because no one wants to know our opinion sweetheart.
You could use it to write down a grocery list, or even recipes for when you need to feed your man. AND its industructible so it will stand up to all your wild moodswings!
For best results use while barefoot and pregnant."