Unless you are severely pop culture deprived* you noticed that lil' Honey Boo Boo was on a press tour last week. In this, the video that keeps on giving from Good Day LA, the ole H.B.B. clearly has started regressing due to instant famehad it with hoofin' it all over LA doing television interviews. Seriously, just keep watching. It's not clear if Honey-Child is aware they are being recorded.
I am sticking with my story about Honey Boo Boo and fam. They seem to really love each other and make an effort to give back to society (including supporting Gay Rights!!). What did you do for Gay Rights today? Exactly.
What is the weirdest fact about your family? Let me know in comments!
O'Brien's keep our butter in the cupboard.
*This is a serious condition. I am willing to tudor if you are seeking help for this ailment. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
For a very long time I didn't want to procreate. I remember being waist-high and saying that I didn't want to bring a human into this horrible world. For the life of me I can't remember WHAT exactly I was referring to but I DEWWWW remember feeling more passionate about it than pretty much anything since.
I also said that I wouldn't marry till I was 40. Then I met this jerk and becaome one of my first friends to get married. Ain't it funny how life can slap you in the ass and call you Nancy?
It took a minute but I we actually dew want to bring little Treviseseses into the world. It wasn't a feeling that I recognized until the last year or so. Whatwithmyhealthandall*, the past 5 years haven't exactly been a time of romantical dreams. Unless of course you consider this sexy-time.
No judgements of course. I am sure some version of "Nurse and Patient" includes using an IV in your lovers foot because the rest of his/her veins are tapped out.
This video ABOVE is exactly how I see parenthood from this side of it. But with more crying and poop. I wonder if this couple is taking new friends? If so I would like to apply on behalf of the O'Miltons.
*This links you to my very first blog (awwwww) where I wax poetic on a couple years of my health issues. There is much more than this but it was probably the hardest part thus far. Maybe. I feel the next one in the works.