Idols and Egos

THIS BABY IS CUTER THAN YOURS.

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I know it hurts, but...did I lie?

 

Kelly

 

 

THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY UPSET

 

I don't know what has Ms. Thang's tude in a tizzy but I am very grateful for it.  

Why do YOU think these fine Americans are so upset?  Let me know in the comments below. If anyone makes me actually LOL I will do something. Not sure what yet. But you can BET it is, in fact something.

KOB

HONEY BOO BOO:THIS IS NOT AN SNL SKIT. YET.

 

Unless you are severely pop culture deprived* you noticed that lil' Honey Boo Boo was on a press tour last week. In this, the video that keeps on giving from Good Day LA, the ole H.B.B. clearly has started regressing due to instant fame had it with hoofin' it all over LA doing television interviews. Seriously, just keep watching. It's not clear if Honey-Child is aware they are being recorded.

ANYWAY

I am sticking with my story about Honey Boo Boo and fam. They seem to really love each other and make an effort to give back to society (including supporting Gay Rights!!).  What did you do for Gay Rights today?  Exactly.

What is the weirdest fact about your family? Let me know in comments!

I'll start:

O'Brien's keep our butter in the cupboard. 

KOB

*This is a serious condition. I am willing to tudor if you are seeking help for this ailment.  The first step is admitting you have a problem.

WHAT I LEARNED FROM @TMZ LIVE INTERVIEW W/ HONEY BOO BOO

TMZ Live 10/15/12: Honey Boo Boo and Mama June -- Going Hollywood - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe

 

 

1) Shoes are optional in the TMZ office

2) Homegirl HBB doesn't seem to bet getting any older and/or is losing her words

3) Mom June is a huge Charity and Gay Rights supporter

4) June has never been registered to vote and doesn't plan on it. Shes not "into it"

5) June is more secure than I have ever been in my life

6) June is happier that I have ever been in my life

7) Harvey Levin wishes he didn't ask H.B.B. if she knew what a control tower was

8) Harvey Levin also wishes he didn't pretend that lifting HBB onto the interview chair broke     his back

9) Don't TOUCH that kid's SODA

 

This is a GEM.  Waste some time at your cubilcle with this tornado.

kOB

 

BAD A$$ PARENT RAP MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE KIDS

 

For a very long time I didn't want to procreate.  I remember being waist-high and saying that I didn't want to bring a human into this horrible world.  For the life of me I can't remember WHAT exactly I was referring to but I DEWWWW remember feeling more passionate about it than pretty much anything since.

I also said that I wouldn't marry till I was 40. Then I met this jerk and becaome one of my first friends to get married.  Ain't it funny how life can slap you in the ass and call you Nancy?

ANYWAY

It took a minute but I we actually dew want to bring little Treviseseses into the world.  It wasn't a feeling that I recognized until the last year or so. Whatwithmyhealthandall*, the past 5 years haven't exactly been a time of romantical dreams. Unless of course you consider this sexy-time.

No judgements of course. I am sure some version of "Nurse and Patient" includes using an IV in your lovers foot because the rest of his/her veins are tapped out.

I DIGRESS

This video ABOVE is exactly how I see parenthood from this side of it. But with more crying and poop.  I wonder if this couple is taking new friends? If so I would like to apply on behalf of the O'Miltons.

KOB

*This links you to my very first blog (awwwww) where I wax poetic on a couple years of my health issues.  There is much more than this but it was probably the hardest part thus far.  Maybe. I feel the next one in the works.

BABY TWINS DANCE TO DADDY

 

Check out the look they give each other right before they get their groove on.  

Baby Translator:

Left baby: SNAP! Dude did you hear that cord?

Right baby: I TOLD you it was coming during Pea's.  Let's get it.

*Baby Jam Ensues*

And as TV is wont to do to beat a dead horse*, the Today Show flew the young family overnight in a very long and unproductive attempt at getting the twins to dance. #babyfail

The video is enuf.

KOB

*Beat a dead horse is rather violent isn't it? Dear God.

Say No to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating!

 

 

ROLLER KINGDOMMMMMMM!!!!!

KOB

 

SMARKETING: MEET BRAD PITTS BROTHER

 

 

Nice work Virgin Mobile.

KOB

 

HAND HUGS WITH @JUSTINBIEBER AND @JIMMYFALLON

 

 

As I live and breathe. The latest in physical greetings is brought to you by Jimmy and Justin. Obviously(?!). 

Enter the Hand Hug. According to the Urban Dic, Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick are fans of this "expression of love."

Consider yourself IN if I ever give you a Hand Hug.  For the full execution wait for it at the end of the video. It's actually pretty intimate.

In case you feel the urge, let me clarify that I approach YOU with a Hand Hug. Not the other way around. 

Pervert.

ANYWAY

 

The Beebs was on David Letterman and I think HE FINALLY has hit puberty. Right?

And in the spirit of becomeing a man, watch as Letterman berates the young boy man regarding his latest tattoo.

Happy Friday Bitches.

KOB

I'M JUST A FROG ON A BENCH

 

 

I know how you feel man.

KOB